Presumptuous man gets roasted for claiming that other men only have hobbies to impress women: 'Explain Warhammer 40K'

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    Ed Latimore ❤ @EdLatimore Follow Something a lot of men don't like to admit: All of your hobbies and ambitions are to attract women. Nature doesn't care how much personal fulfillment you get from them. Those things are cool, but they're a coincidental positive externality to the prime objective: To keep the species going.
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    IceColdFatty @IceColdFatti . 6d Replying to @Ed Latimore This is a ridiculous tweet. My hobbies include ham radio and collecting old phonographs and pre 1960s TVs. Am I reading the tweet wrong?? 57 1761 9.8K ili 662K @EdLatimore. 6d Ed Latimore Well, are you already married and with kids? You would have already fulfilled your duty to the species...
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    Alexander Nevermind Follow @LaLaLaHeHeHe99 Replying to @Ed Latimore Nah. I'm into ecology. Specifically, I'm into chasing butterflies around woodlands and meadows in the UK. There's no groupies or hot chicks in this hobby, believe me, Ed.
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    Jermaine Quinton @quintusnonus ⚫ 5d Replying to @EdLatimore I disagree, but only because I think you got it backwards. People think that the only *valid* hobbies a man should have are the ones that attract women. No man is playing video games or collecting comics to get girls, but because they don't they're not seen as valid hobbies
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    HalfHermitChart @halfhermitchart 6d Replying to @EdLatimore . Many pursuits are driven by personal fulfillment and societal contributions rather than solely by the objective of attracting a partner for reproductive purposes.
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    Brian Cache @thebriancache . 6d Replying to @EdLatimore Same men don't admit they work out a little harder when there are cuties in the gym
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    Brendon Marotta @bdmarotta 5d Replying to @EdLatimore Explain Warhammer 40k and Magic: The Gathering then
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    Robot James @therobotjames Replying to @EdLatimore Follow So true. I played 1000s of hours of championship manager to try to attract the laydees.
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    dk @krk73.5d Replying to @EdLatimore Golf, fishing, shooting, and video games disprove the point. 4 172 Ed Latimore 347 ill 44K ☐ ∞ @EdLatimore ⚫ 5d You know, for most of civilization, you couldn't get a mate if you couldn't do two of those things. And one of them was a status symbol
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    AusTexican @AusTexican ⚫ 5d Replying to @Ed Latimore • Sometimes people do stuff because it brings them joy.✔
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    David Frank Writes @David_N_Frank - 6d Replying to @Ed Latimore Lol until you get married and then I think most men go exactly the opposite way: their hobbies are to escape their women. :
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    Sotheary @Lord_Sotheary 6d Replying to @EdLatimore I just love playing guitar and making music, but I can tell this, it wasn't my music that attracted my wife to me. In fact, we have completely different musical tastes. And I certainly never got into making music just to attract women.
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    HTTP Lovecraft @HTTP_Lovecraft. 4d Thank god women love when I talk about deep Tolkien lore and never beg me to shut up during a LOTR rewatch. They can't get enough of it. I'm like "Tom Bombadil may be a 'nameless thing' probably created when Melkor first played discordant music" and they show me their
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    • Tom Whipple @whippletom 2d Angry People in Local Newspapers @angrypiln - 19h Behind every man with a collection of 10,300 beer cans is a woman shaking her head and saying "Oh for pity's sake" under her breath. Somerset man forced to sell UK's largest beer can collection From somersetlive.co.uk 2 177 62 ili 8.1K ㅁ소
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    PaPaSea @PaPaSea11 • 2d It's true. I only got into full odds shiny hunting to attract women. So far I've attracted the same amount of women as full odds shiny Pokémon. Zero
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    kramerica industries @hepimp .4d try and save some 3 weeks ago for the rest of us. Meet the man who travels across the UK rating benches 2.2k Shares in ALEX ROBERTS
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    BIG PROTEIN ragi @ragimali - 2d . this is so real all i can think about is which incineroar spread will get that text back
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    Bad Thought Enthusiast. @bad enthusiast Follow That's why women are always like "OMG, tell me more about Warhammer!" and "Wow, did you see that fish in his profile pic?!"

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